man stuff

ok
so i'm a man
i belch
i fart
i scratch myself in public!
deal with it

not i happened to fart in front of my housemate earlier, this isn't the first time i've done it, and i seriously doubt that it will be the last. anyway, being polite, i said "pardon me" as i (nearly) always do in public, i also followed it up with the stunning observation that "i farted"...
to which my housemate said, and i quote, "no shit"
the obvious reply was "no it was a fart, not a shit"

we laughed

i guess you had to be here...

laters
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