post quiz post

firstly i'm still up over on 25 peeps which means i'm still nekkid and it's still open season
so what do you want to know?

right me and that complaint from yesterday are still speaking and it's ok now, i think that there is a friendship there to salvage which is good, it's not like we were together for a long time, i mean i met her just before christmas, so no biggie there...and it's good to have mates right?

ok yasamin asked the following:
"tell me something personal. something deep. something thats waaay past the superficial shit that makes us all seem like laughing little falsified happy robots. tell me something that shows me a moment in your life when you couldn't hide the heavy emotion that flooded you. it could be happy or sad... but show me that you're more than the rest of these humans"

so that got me thinking, and i struggled to think of something new, i was tempted to go back and tell you all about the cutting episode again, but many of you have heard that before and it's not an issue that i really want to go into again because i feel that it can make people uncomfortable and stuff like that. besides i promised myself that i'd never do it again, no matter how tempted i was, and i've been good to my word, even though i've felt the need one several occasions.
i thought and thought and thought about this and i honestly struggled to find something that, to me, was flooded with emotion. i could give you details of the day that someone proposed to me over a PA system in the place where we both worked at the time (happy) or the time that i found out my grandad had died (sad, but i was more detached then than i should've been)
so i'm sorry yasamin, but i've failed your challenge, i'm sure that i've got times when i've been filled with emotion and all that, but for some reason i just can't think of them right now. I'm pants.

ok
i went to the quiz last night
you know the one, the pub quiz that i've been doing for a while now. well since i split with the lovely lady i've not really been on that team anymore, the last couple of times i've been i've joined another team called ken dodd's dad's dog's dead (yeah try saying that after a few beers...). anyway i was on their team again last night and somehow we won 3 rounds but lost on the tie-break every time, rubbish i know! then we won the overall score (bottle of wine that we forgot to get) and then we won the bonus play your cards right pontoon round too and won a goodie bag (top prize was £200) which contained a couple of t-shirts a few pens and a bottle opener, i clamed the bottle opener as mine...it's a good one too, nice and heavy. but so could've done with the £200 (although split between the 7 of us i don't think it would've amounted to £30 each).
anyway while i was there one of the girls on the team was asking the guys on the team if they'd be her dance partner to learn some argentinian dance (natalia help me out here, what argentinian dances are there?) well some how i volunteered myself into this position... my thoughts are it could be a laugh and it'll probably be exercise of some description and it's a good excuse to get out. but i forgot one minor thing...i can't dance, i mean seriously, i can't dance. me dancing is like the pope carrying out an abortion, it just doesnt happen...
so why did i do this?
remember folks i'm a bloke
and as a bloke i'm not known for rational thinking
i did this because she's actually quite cute
typically male right?
oh well!

joke for the day:
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

that's one of my favourite jokes, i told it in the pub once and someone thought i was being serious...just goes to show the intellect of some people that i work with...

this might not be the right time to mention this, but why do i have my best mate's CV in my joke folder...
hmmm...
remember peeps keep clicking the 25 peeps thing
laters
have a good day (tmi post to follow when this weeks questions are up)
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