Wednesday 31 May 2006

I had sex with a ninja because I was drunk
i got this of the lovely kate (who i expect to post a comment even though she emailed it to me) so come on guys and girls...have a go

Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Now put that in a comment, post it and make all our friends laugh too!!!

Tuesday 30 May 2006

a question to you all
i've got a new piercing and i'm wondering if i should post it for HNT...i only had it done ad the weekend though and i'm a little apprehensive to show you all just yet, but what do you think, should i do it?
vote now...
double posted today, please read both
i want, i need, i have
i want:
my car back
to see x-men 3 - going tomorrow night
to see davinci code
something to eat
an evil bendy

i need:
more money from my job
a new job
a cuddle

i have:
a new piercing
somewhere to live for the next year (renting a flat)
a secret

laters
Px

Friday 26 May 2006

flicking the 'bean
sexual connotations over
all i wanted to do was introduce rawbean to the blogs link on the sidebar as i've added her there because i keep checking her page
that is all
Px

Thursday 25 May 2006


dammit hnt
it's hnt time again and i've been ill again, so i've not got anything prepared!!!

so unfortunately you've got a sweaty pic of my and my best mate from a gig about a year ago

we went to see flogging molly

it rocked

even though i broke my glassed (hence the without glasses look)

HAPPY HNT ALL

Px

Wednesday 24 May 2006

watch what you're doing with that foot fuckkit!

it's true
i am alive

i've been suffering from a bout of suspected man-flu the last few days thus i've had a couple of days off sick (yesterday and today). i say suspected man-flu because it started out as a cold, cold's are a pain, but you can live with them, then it turned into man-flu. but now it appears to have become something slightly more sinister, the last two mornings i've woken up feeling fine, only to have breakfast and promptly vomit it all back up...it's been pink too, but that's due to the casing on the tablets i took minutes before chundering being red!

so i'm ill
i went to see the doctor this morning and he's given me 2 lots of tablets to take (i'm not good with tablets) one before a meal, one after...genius...apparently the one before the meals should clear up the cold, the one after should clear up the vomiting
fingers crossed

cars...
i feel the need to do a very brief review of the car's i've been driving in leiu of my actual car. last week i had a VW golf...go google search it if you're not sure what it is...it was fucking awesome, it was a nice car to drive, plenty of room inside, and a decent (responsive) engine. it was a pleasure to drive it...even if i had to hire it and it cost me £200+ for the week
currently i've got a courtesy car...so i'm not paying for this one...and trust me i wouldn't pay for it anyway! i'm driving around in a peugeot 1007...yes that's a 1007 not a 107...this thing looks like a van...with windows...and shorter...it's got an automatic gearbox (in the UK stick-shift is the main way to drive) which means that unless i jam the accelerator down hard and over rev the engine i get a sudden loss in power when the car changes gear, usually half way round a roundabout...not cool! it's got a redeeming feature though...slidy doors...which you can open from about 10m away from the car...although this isn't that useful, i'm told it's cool!!!
as for my pug...it's probably better not to ask!

family...
things have been a little awkward. mum's been to see the solicitor, long story short, if that wanker wants to come round agian he's to make an appointment and pre arrange the items which he wants to pick up. there was an episode at the weekend while i was out when he turned up and bullied mum, thus stressing her and me out.
on a lighter note one of the locals has offered to do a number on him for £50, so i'm thinking i might start up a fund for that purpose...lol

BMG...
so i went to see blue man group on saturday (where i was when the above happened) and it was fucking awesome
i've got to say that
it was out of this world, i laughed all the way through, it's very much an audience participation show. it's funny. it's musical. it's awesome
i loved it!!!
go see them whenever and wherever you can!
just do it dammit...i don't endorse many things!

that's about it
but a quick note here to x.dell if you're reading again, welcome back. the comment you left on the last post was very nice and cool, people, go and read it...seriously, it's a nice comment
laters peeps, i'm going back to bed
Px

Thursday 18 May 2006

HNT anniversary!
HNT is a year old tomorrow so i thought i'd play today, but only half playing. Os wants our first HNT and a new one, well i've had to plump with the old one only...few other issues the last week or so, as regular readers will know. (previous post)
so here it is...my very first HNT (click the link i'm feeling lazy, sorry)
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thanks to everyone who has left a message and been supportive, you guys are my other family and it means so much to me to have you all wishing me the best and stuff like that, so a big THANK YOU and a hug goes out to each and every one of you
i've still not heard from that wanker yet, but i have paid in my cheque and as soon as i can cash against it i'm switching it into another account and leaving it there to gain plenty of interest :)
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For all the guys out there: (print this up and pin it some place where the women in your lives will spot it) it's a little sexist, but very funny
Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general).
These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year...
LIST OF RULES
1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:a) I will not go,b) I will not go, andc) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this... why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Regards
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i've not been to the doctors yet...will have to make an appointment today
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still no word on my car either...bloody thing is bugging me, although i'm enjoying riding around in the hire car as it's a lovely car to drive!

right i think that's about it
laters peeps
Px

Tuesday 16 May 2006

the shitty weekend
ok so there has been a little concern about me and my weekend, i know ash said i should get out and have a drink, but it's not that easy this time.

so friday my dad decided to admit that he's been having an affair for the last 18 months, thus ripping the heart out of my family
saturday i was still in shock about it all and not really sure what was going on
sunday my car broke down...proper broke down, so bad that i've got a hire car for the next week while the stupid people at the gay garage make vague tutting noises and try to fleece me for all that they can again...wankers haven't got a courtesy car for me until 10 days, so i'm driving around in a brand new golf 1.6...it's very nice to drive, but it's cost £200 to get it
monday...back to work, but in no way shape or form was my head into it
this morning...i lost my wallet, it's just been found, but it's not helped the demeanor of the morning

so far i've been really good (or bad depending on how you look at it) in so far as i've not hit anything/one, i've not cried, i've not cut myself and generally i've tried bumbling along and all that. but i can feel it getting to me and i know that sooner or later i''m going to have to cry and let it all out. but i'm trying to hold it all together, for my mum primarily, but also for the need that i jst can't let myself go. and above all he's not worth it.

from now on my ex father will either be referred to as that wanker or nothing.

that wanker came round yesterday while i was at work badgering mum a little, but he did live up to his promise of giving me £5000. doesn't mean he's not a wanker though, just means that i've got £5000 of his money.

so yeah
that was my shitty weekend
Px

Monday 15 May 2006

bad weekend
i mean really bad
so bad that i can't bring myself to blog about it
life is falling apart

Thursday 11 May 2006

all filler no killer...
you've got to see this, although i'm assuming some of you probably already have! it's genius and you need to the sound on...really need the sound on, it's hilarious!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

also i'm going to see Blue Man Group next weekend in London, i can't wait!!!! :D

Natalia...in reference to your comment in the previous post, it was a bit too chav, a bit too long and i was having to edit all the questions as well...and some of them were repeated...so i decided against it

take care peeps and i hope you chuckled :D
hey peeps, i found a questionnaire thing that i was going to post, but i decided against it...not sure why
but i did

promise a new post here and on all other blogs sometime soon
Px

Friday 5 May 2006

so i replied
thanks for all your comments on the last post, i know it was a bit of a mission reading it all, so thanks for stucking with it, it meant quite a bit to know that even though i've not been nekkid for you guys for a few weeks now and i've not even posted something vaguely interesting that you guys are still out there and reading on occasion.
i was thinking about what i could put in this post, and i've been struggling, i want to be positive and bubbly and all that stuff, but recently i've been feeling physically ill and emotionally drained, so being positive is kinda hard at the moment.
people have been asking what's wrong, and i wish i could help them out and give them a decent answer, but there is no one defining thing that's wrong, there's not ten things, hell there's not one hundred things wrong...there's so many things that just feel wrong at the moment i wouldn't know where to start
so i'm struggling with positive
however i am carrying on and putting a brave face on things, i don't want my nearest and dearest at home realising that i'm not overly joyous at the moment because i fear that it will make things worse...they worry enough as it is.
it's my dad's birthday party on sunday, i think i remember mentioning it once or twice before on the basis that i'm not looking forward to it and that i think it will be either a complete balls up or i'll jst end up sitting at the bar while everyone has a go at everyone else and their dog in the pub where i work. i'm tempted to just sit there and watch it all fall apart as both me and my mum know will happen. tragic i know, but sadly it's true.
anyway it's friday night here and i'm currently blogging! that tells you quite a bit about my current social life...i guess i could go out to the pub, but i'm not really in the mood for it at the moment, i'm fairly tired too, so i might just hit the sack and hope that everything will pass me by for a day or two.
work wise, things are a bit crap at the moment, although i'm not getting all the shitty quotes i am still getting all the crap, we missed a deadline today, something needed to be with the client by 2pm, the people in germany told us it would be another 2-3 weeks before they can complete the special articles that are required in the specification, needless to say the sales manager was less than impressed and initially took this out on me, however when i pointed out that it was germany and not me that was holding things up, she calmed down and realised that it wasn't my fault and things were ok then...well as ok as things can be when you're watching a €200k quote disappear down the shitter. still i got her other quote done this morning and posted today (i hope, i left before the post went) that's for €85k which should soften the blow a little (she thought that was expensive for 8 fume cupboards, but i reminded her that they were all special because of the additional €3k for each FC to have a steel liner rather than a stardard liner).
on the job hunt, i got cold called yesterday by a recruitment firm who wanted to put me forward for a position, the ugy guaranteed i'd hear from him within 24 hours, but it's been more than that and i've not heard anything from him, so now i don't care about that position very much. also got told that an interview i had that i was one of four candidates, so a good chance of getting the position, but i didn't like the centre or the manager there so i'll not be looking too hard at that one either, however if they offer me the position i'll consider it for a little while, it's all about the monetary motivation now...
starting to lose interest in a lot of things at the moment
so really i guess that's as good a point as any to sign off, go check the comments from the last post as i replied to you all...
sorry
Px

Tuesday 2 May 2006

2 posts in 3 weeks???
damn i've been slack
but there were reasons
- initially i was feeling under the weather and as a result didn't have much to blog about
- issues with blogging
- lack of inspiration
- week off work

anyway i think i'm pretty much back to normal at the moment, things seem to have settled down a little, well i've settled down a little, however, i'm still more than a little miffed with work and my job, but as has been documented, i'm searching for a new one. more in a bit

ok so after being ill for a while, nasty cough and head cold thing that's been going around, i decided that i was having issues with blogging, mainly due to lack of inspiration, too much going on that i didn't really feel the need to share and other things. i've still got the cough though :o(

on the day when i stopped HNT (2 posts ago) i also put my wheels in for it's regular service (can't believe i've done over 12000 miles since july!). thinking it would be fairly in expensive, i was shocked and stunned and many other things when i got a call half way through the day to tell me it'd be a little under £850, and that only covered the essential things that NEEDED doing!!! i could've doubled that by getting them to do everything...so there went my salary for the month! i was none too impressed, to say the least, but it needed doing

easter was pretty crap, with my parents arguing over lunch, thankfully we don't seem to go in for the big family lunch thing very often. although i got one easter egg, which i ate the next day. Also saw my friend Kat for the first time in a LONG time, i used to baby sit for her...it's funny!

the following week i was supposed to be having a chat to my boss about things work related, but even though he asked for the meeting, he forgot it, because he's got a memory like a sieve... that made me feel like a valued member of the team! so on wednesday i decided to book the next week (last week) off, to give myself some time to re-assess things...i've been re-assessing a lot of things recently i know...anyway the remains of the week proceeded to piss me off more so i spent some time each day looking for a new job. i think i sent out my CV 20 odd times!

so the week off...
monday, i went to the cinema with Kat, and the quiz in the evening, she joined me and the bar staff, we still didn't win, but we had a good time. even if one of the other teams mistakenly identified Kat as my new girlfriend who i was flaunting in the pub while my ex was behind the bar...i must re-iterate, Kat is a friend from way back and lovely as she is, she's not my girlfriend and unlikely to ever be...
tuesday, i took kat back to uni, comedy ensued in the local news agents in which we implied that i liked it when she hit me, but only when she's naked...needless to say we got some interesting looks from the other patrons... in the evening i went to see the lady (aforementioned ex) and we sat and watched night watch, a totally brilliant russian film which i recommend to anyone who liked things like the matrix, underworld and that kind of thing...
wednesday, i caught up with the old flame, she came down to oxford for a few hours and we chatted and all that, it was cool to see her again, and although she'll disagree, i don't think she's changed that much in the 7 years since i last saw her. but it was great to see her and i'd like to see again sometime...
thursday, i had an interview, first round one only, but it seemed to go really well, i'm not going to get my hopes up about it though as i don't want to be thinking about it too much if i don't get a call back for it. thursday night i worked in the pub, i enjoy that more than working here so i didn't feel like i needed to take the time off from there...
friday, i did nothing, nothing at all

Myspace...some of you know i had a myspace thing...note had. during the week i was trying to sort out all the settings and stuff on it, but everytime i logged in and went to do something it told me i had to be logged in to do it, so i logged in again...and the circle continued for over an hour until i found the only link i could get at was the cancel me link, so i did after much frustration and trying to work out if i wanted to cancel it, i guess i'd just had enough. so sadly my myspace no longer exists
sorry for worrying you K8, but thanks for the call to check up on me ;o)

so you can see that i've not been around to whatever reason
and now i think you're pretty much up to date with things, so it's all good :o)
last night i guest hosted the music round at the quiz, it went down a storm with most teams getting 26 or more from 30, i would give you the track listing, but i can't remember it all. DJ dave that runs the quiz has been using it in other pubs though and they've all liked it too, so much so that i might sort out another one for him at some point, we'll see

right, i think that's more than enough, one last ting is that i'm apologising, having a week off i've not really kept up to date with everyone's blogs, i've tried, and commented on some posts, but not on everyone's.
take care peeps
Px