Friday 30 March 2007

my DNA thingy

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com

friday funtimes

ok so its friday
i've done the course
and i've done the first week as a white van man
and in all honesty i can say that the course was by far the more interesting of the pair!

and i've seen the wrong side of 7am more times this week than i'd like to mention...
and i've also seen the wrong side of midnight most nights as well

still it's all for the plan

you remember the plan right?
get job
get house
have holiday
(have abridged the plan slightly and ignored previous plans which had a step 4 which was get woman, this has been put on hold until i've decided that it's time that it should go back on there as i'm having as much trouble as you are keeping up to date with my own whims...)

anyway
i can now check off the first item
and seeing as i shall be moving in just over 2 weeks, i'll soon be checking off the second one as well
once they are out of the way and i've got things settled with the job front (i reckon about a month to six weeks) i'll start thinking about where to go on holiday too...
i'm thinking a return to the states might be good
i'm also thinking about doing something different though, so something like a trekking holiday somewhere hot and where i can do stuff other than get drunk and get sunburnt

anyway i've not had much in the way of interesting things happen to me this week
although at the course yesterday we had a 40 minutes examination at the end of the day, it was one of them multiple guess question papers... i finished in 10 minutes and got up and left much to the shock/horror of other people in the room... i was allowed to, before you all think anything else... anyway hopefully next week i'll find out if i can apply for my personal license (which will legally allow me to sell and authorise the sale of alcohol within a designated premises (which must also have a license)) and from there i'm going to look into getting into the pub trade properly, you know, actually running my own pub
i think i could do that and i'd enjoy it too...

right then peeps
leaving you with this...they're a brit group, some would call them pop, some would call them rock, i'm not going to pigeon hole them, you decide...
this is the feeling with never be lonely
and i'm dedicating it to all of you, with you all out there i know that no matter how bad things seem and no matter how down i get and alone i may feel, deep inside i'm never lonely

take care peeps and have a good weekend :)
laters
Px

Thursday 29 March 2007

HNT


really quick HNT this morning because i've got to go and do a course!

wish me luck

laters

Px

Tuesday 27 March 2007

my first day

ok, so yesterday i embarked upon the career of being a white van man
yep, that's right, i'm now a multi drop delivery driver...
sounds exciting doesn't it!

it's not really

anyway yesterday was my first day i was due to spend it as basically a drivers mate with a guy called roger, this was so that i could learn about the paperwork and other such things, that was all.
as me and roger left the depot he got a call because one of the other drivers had called in sick...typical right?
well seeing as i was the only other preson around, i did his run
on my own

i wasn't overly sure where i was supposed to be going, but i had a road map and that was good enough for me
i got to the first drop and clipped a lexus while trying to park up
can you believe it, not only am i on my own, but i've hit an expensive car!
typical right
anyway i was writing a note to say that i'd hit the car and to contact my boss (i'd called him and told him too) when the guy who owned it showed up, he was actually fairly nice about the who situation, considering i'd just busted his light up nicely!
and after all this the first drop was closed anyway!

the rest of the day wasn't too bad, the boss called me just after i'd filled the van up to remind me that they took diesil and not petrol...i'd already worked this one out though, so that was ok, but as i was trying to pay for it (with the fuel card...not my money) it took 3 attempts to get the card to work

last night was quiz night
it was a good laugh, we didn't win anything
i told the girl that i worked the shift with last week that she had to come along, she did and she joined the bar team (not my team unless i'm working) but kept popping round to see me whenever the rounds had finished...she's quite nice :)

still no word on the flat yet, but i've got my fingers crossed, i'll call them later today if i've not heard anything

went to the dentist today again to have another 2 of the fillings done... got one more appointment to go to in a couple of weeks and then i should be all sorted for the time being.
half of my face is numb at the moment and as it's slowly coming round it feels like it's burning and it's really sore :(
still i've been a big brave boy again and all that, i'm conquering my fear slowly
i'll get there in the end :)

right i've got an interview this afternoon, hopefully my face will have come round by then, so i should go and start thinking about what i need to say there.
laters peeps
Px

ps not in the TMI mood today

Monday 26 March 2007

it's monday

and i'm feeling a little better about things

although i've got a hell of a story to tell you all about my first day in the new job...think i might save it though...you'll laugh, trust me you WILL laugh!

anyway i've been driving all day and i'm shattered, but it's quiz night and i'm always up for a bit of that...
anyway peeps, i just winged in to let you all know that i'm ok really, i think i'd just had a bit of a pants weekend and let myself over think things that i really am not that bothered about normally!

life is for living and that's now part of the plan :)

hope you're al starting the week well :)
take care
laters
Px

Sunday 25 March 2007

sunday bloody sunday

ok i've decided that i'm drinking way too much at the moment
and you know what, although i thought i was comfortable with it, i'm not
i'm binge drinking
and as fun as it can be, i'm not enjoying it
i'm pretty sure it's because i've been a little overly depressed as of late
you know the whole not having a job, living with my mum and having no-one to hold my hand could be the reason for that
so really i should be getting a little bouyant now, what with the finding of somewhere to live and the new job that i start tomorrow
but you know what, i'm no happier today than i was last week, if anything, the realisation that i've been getting depressed is making the depression worse...
i know that i've got things going in the right direction now though
so i'm going to start being positive again

but firstly
i'm going to stop drinking
not completely, but i'm not going to be going out 2 or 3 times a week and getting totally wrecked, once a month should be ok though

i didn't make it to the gig last night either :(
i've got a cold that i caught off my mum, yesterday i had no voice, for the 3 days before that i had a continous headache, now i've got a runny nose, sore throat and my shoulders ache
i don't like having colds

anyway i'm going to go
laters peeps
Px

Friday 23 March 2007

that friday feeling

ok it's friday, yesterday was a nice and chilled day for me, i didn't work last night in the pub and well, pretty much everything i did yesterday was chilled and relaxed :)
i sat back and watched my name is earl, i'm now about half way through season one and i think it's awesome, i sat and watched some of the special features as well. i think it's an awesome show and i'm gutted i missed so many of them when they were shown on TV...anyway 'm making up for it now :)
also watched casino royale, the latest bond films, and i've got to say i was suitably surprised, i enjoyed it loads. they made a load of references back to the older bonds, including the nice use of an old aston martin and the sexual innuendo laden names (although i can't remember what it was that he called her now...) and for being an institution, the blond bond did himself proud. it also helped out with a few things that me and a couple of mates have discussed in the past (like why there can be some many different bonds and all that...we came up with it being a code name that's passed around a bit...seems logical now too)
today i went into the printshop and did some work, but the amount that was in would've taken the old guy most of the day and probably some of monday too...but it took me 3 hours, and seeing as there was nothing else left for me to do i packed up and finished for the day :)
i think i'm going to go in on tuesday over there and finish up a couple of things and then i'm all done as i start a full time driving job on monday (not working tuesday because i've got to go to the dentist and i've got an interview late in the afternoon, not working thursday either because i'm going on a course to get my personal license for the pub :) )
should also hear back in monday as to if i've been successful with the rental application, which could mean that this time next week i'm flapping around trying to make sure that i've packed everything ready for moving...
fingers crossed :)

ok
song for the weekend is inspired bu tthe fact that my plan is coming together nicely and i loved it as a kid...

I just love it when a plan comes together :)

take it easy peeps, have a good weekend and enjoy yourselves :)
i'm off to a gig to see beneva this weekend, should be good
and tonight i'm off to give my liver another merciless beating
laters peeps
Px

Thursday 22 March 2007

HNT

yep yep
it's time to get nekkid again :)
just a quick little post
news post is below for those who want to know more about what's going on
but until then i'm folding my arms in smug satisfaction.
and for those who saw Os's post about the 365 project...i've got one of my own on the go here
laters peeps
Px
ok lodas to report, things that i've been sitting on a while
ok maybe a while is a little bit of an exaggeration
things that i've been sitting on since tuesday...
1.) i have a full time job...the driving one that i was on about yesterday. this is a full time job, that's the important bit. the print shop work isn't full time, and as such wasn't helping things out as much as i'd have liked. however, i'm going to keep doing some work for the print shop on an ad hoc basis because it's fun work and it's not like i can't do it :)
2.) i've found a flat to live in, and although it's a bit on the less desirable side of things, once it's been made a little homely i'm sure it'll be fine. and i've got a flat mate to live there as well, making things a little easier for both of us :)
3.) things on the woman front are as always a little weird, i think that there's a possibility of someone coming along and things will be ok...but we shall see what happens there, i'mnot holding my breath though

so all in all the plan looks to be going ahead :)
wuhoo!!
anyway that's all really, i promise something fun for tomorrow peeps :)
take care
Laters
Px

Wednesday 21 March 2007

proper hanging...

i went out last night
didn't realise that is was going to be a big night out though...
felt proper hanging this morning when i woke up after under 4 hours sleep because of it
felt fine last night though
but then last night i'd had:
1 pint of guinness
5 bottles of guinness
5 bottles of corona
and 5 shooters
it was a good night :)
and there were LOTS of fit young ladies about too

anyway just to keep you guys informed
i didn't get the flat that i'd put the offer in for (which is fine with me, like i said, it was too small for the money)
i've still not been paid from the print shop, apparently i'll get something on friday (i'll believe that when i see it)
but i'm in a better mood

i worked monday night, which was good, it'll give me a bit extra for next week :)
the quiz was pretty good, still played, even though i was working, but was a member of the bar team, which was me, steffi and sweet...sweet doesn't work there, he's just there all the time!
yesterday i didn't do much at all, apart from go out in the evening
today i went and had a very quick interview for a job that i'll be starting on monday, t's a driving job, and the hours are long, but the work is easy and its full time :)
i've got another interview next week, which will be more normal hours and should be better if i can get it (more money too)

on idea really what to say at the moment, things have been a little weird this week and going out last night has left me with my mind elsewhere
that in mind,
laters peeps
Px

Tuesday 20 March 2007

TMI time

TMI time, the usual caution is in place...read on if you desire, but if you get offended or learn too much, on your head be it...and i'll be back later to update the answers properly...when i've had time to sort out the connection issues :(

1. When you are out in public, do you often get hard/get wet?
rarely, but that does depend on the situation, who i'm with and the stimuli...
2. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?
usually until i'm done, which can be anything up to about 10 minutes...
i think about certain women that i'm interested in and what i could be doing with them
3. What is your most pleasurable intercourse position?
i have no real preference, they're all good to me
4. How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.
depends on who i'm with, parents/family/people i'm not sure about yet...rarely
people i know well...as and when required
5. Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? How when why where?
can't think of a time when that's happened, the nearest i've been to spontaneous has been about 5 minutes

short answers today becaus i'm having connection issues and this isn't the first time i've posted this...

laters peeps
Px

Monday 19 March 2007

loads of stuff

ok so i'm checking in with the usual monday madness...

ok saturday i put an offer in for the house that i saw last week, think i'll be withdrawing it though as i'm just not interested in moving there because it was a hole!
and way too small and pokey for the money they want for it
besides i really need to sort out teh job before getting someplace to live...

i went out on saturday afternoon with some people i didn't know, although i do now...
that was cool
i had a good time
:)

sunday was spent just chilling
i finally got round to watching napoleon dynamite...thought it was pretty good, although it wasa little weird in places...still i liked it :) then i had to go to work, work was ok, was feeling a little bleurgh though and really just wasn't into it...

today things are boring
work is ok, but the boss was in earlier (the one who is supposed to be on longterm sick leave) and irritated me and the other bloke here...and i've still not been paid, i'm supposed to get money every other week, i was told i'd get it mid week last week, then told i'll get it on friday...and i'm still waiting
it's pissing me off because i need the money!

everything today is pissing me off though
just fed up with it all
hacked off
and miffed

laters
Px

Saturday 17 March 2007

st. paddy's day

ok so today is the day that every one is a little irish :)
that can only end up being messy!
anyway
tonight i intend on having a couple of pints of guinness
maybe a jamesons or two, depending on how i decide i'm travelling back (if i'm driving then i'll just have a couple of pints)
i'm sure we'll be listening to the pogues and other such bands (hopefully not westlife or boyzone even though they are irish...)
and it will be good

i'll leave you all with a traditional irish toast:
"may you live as long as you want,
but never want as long as you live"

have a great paddy's day peeps
enjoy yourselves (responsibly)
cheers
Px

Friday 16 March 2007

friday funtime

hey hey peeps
how's it all going with you all?
things with me are not too bad at all
i think i've conquered my fear of the dentist...so life is all good
although my mouth is really sore today (it's not the only bit of my that's sore, but more on that in a minute...)
so i had my 2nd wisdom tooth out yesterday and one of the 5 fillings that i need done. only one because basically i have that many issues with the dentist that i hate going and usually when i need to have work done i have to be sedated...but in trying to get over this i went in yesterday and had the work done without sedation...just the local needle thingy and that's it
and i coped quite well :)
just aches today because of the removal...

anyway, my backside is sore!
now there's a decent reason for this...
i bought myself a new bike, and i rode the 5 miles to work this morning
it felt good, although my arse hurts because i've not been on a bike for about 5 years! and i'm unfit, so the plan is to cycle as often as possible as in attempt to save money and get fit...
all good :)

now at the start of the week i wasn't feeling myself, i was feeling a little blue and i've been a quiet as a result. but, i'm getting through it ok and well i've had this with me all week too, sad i know, but it's kinda made me feel better :) now...
the eagle-eyed of you may have noticed yestrerday that a new link was added to the site...for the 365 P(roject)X which is basically just me joining in with some things that other people are doing. basically i'll be putting up a pick of myself every day that i'll take on that day...it's not like HNT, these are going to solely be portraits, i may have a play with them when i get more into photoshop...but at the moment they're just being taken using my phone

ok finally
song for the weekend
i've had a couple of choices this week, ranging from songs by the monkees (in honour of the above for helping me get through the week to this, which i thought was the most appropriate:


Ok that's me done for the day (i think)
if i don't see your again, have a good weekend peeps
Laters
Px

Thursday 15 March 2007

HNT

ok, this is only going to be a quickie
i've got to get ready to go to the dentist shortly and i'm dreading that...5 fillings and my wisdom tooth out...not happy, but that's what you get when you don't go to the dentist regularly and your mouth is too small (never thought someone would tell me that!)
anyway, this is my HNT for this week
enjoy
:)
laters peeps
Px

Wednesday 14 March 2007

kissing injury

ok so there seems to be a fair bit of interest generated by yesterday's TMI as to how i got injured while kissing...

remember
i like kissing
and being kissed
but sometimes you meet someone who could put you off for a while

well this one girl that i hooked up with, she was really nice, pretty, tall, the sort that i'd go for on a looks basis alone (if i were that shallow, her name was rachel...see i found that out first)
anyway, while kissing her she sucked my tongue
this is itself isn't that bad
but she really sucked on it and was sucking it out of my mouth...
now i have a fat long ish tongue...which goes out a fair way
but the webbing under my tongue, well i know where it is and i can't stick my tongue out further than that allows
this girl sucked so hard that the webbing was cut on my teeth!
it hurt for days and i had issues eating some things and shit like that...
it was NOT cool

anyway, i didn't take her number or anything (which is a little bit of a shame because she was cute) so i never saw her again

kissing injury done...
laters peeps
Px

Tuesday 13 March 2007

TMI Tuesday #74

this weeks post comes with the usually warning, but to be honest it's fairly tame i think, so feel free to learn more about me :)
1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity?
I try to give to charities that i know people are doing something for, i don't just give every month to charity. recently i sponsored a friend who had her head shaved, that was for SSNAP (sick babies and children). i gave to age concern for a while, but then my budget meant that i couldn't give as much any more...
so i don't have a favourite really, and i give money if i can spare it
2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on?
it's a double bed, pine head board, always got a thick duvet on it, even in the summer because i'm like that. i sleep on the side nearest the door...
3. How important is a partners kissing ability?
it's pretty important, i'm after someone who has many different styles of kissing and not just the full on "i'm kissing a washing machine" type of kiss. so as long as i can get the loving gentle kisses, the full-on washing machine kisses and everything in between without getting injured (yes that's happened in the past) then i'm happy
4. Have you ever purposely tried to seduce someone over a long period of time?
taking time to get to know someone isn't seducing them...but yeah i've done that before, it sometimes works, it sometimes goes very wrong...but you know what, i'd rather take my time with someone, learning about them and what makes them tick than run in and get it all wrong in the first 5 minutes, making myself look foolish/desperate/needy and offending them
5. Top or bottom?
top or bottom what?
do i prefer being on top or underneath...that depends, i like both
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?
Yes
but seeing as i'm a fella, that hair that grows on my chin and face is pubic hair
however i'm not going to wuss out, i've been know to shave everything down in the past, i prefer to trim it though, short and neat looks better than that of the completely bald look

TMI complete
Laters peeps, have a good tuesday :)
Px

Monday 12 March 2007

maybe it's because it's monday

maybe it's bcause i need some sleep after the weekend
maybe it's because after 2 days of abuse my body got used to having alcohol in it's system
maybe it's because i got reflective
maybe it's because i got clarification
but i've not been feeling great today
not ill...that would be weak and feeble
but blue

not sure which of the miriad of maybe's it is that has caused this, but i'm hoping that it's not going to last
maybe a lay-in will help

anyway, it's quiz night and i've had a busy day today, so i shall be heading over there for a drink (i'll be driving though so i'll be sensible) and to join in with the quiz again this week

not really sure what to say at the moment
so i'm going to leave it at that
if anyone has a meme that could be done, let me know as i'm not working tomorrow and i can change the date to make it a monday meme ;)

laters
Px

Sunday 11 March 2007

that's better :)

right
i went off the radar this week a little
but yesterday and friday i did something that i've needed to do for a while
i went out on the lash
i went and got drunk
and it was good

i did it a couple of weeks ago in high wycombe with my mate who's at uni there...
but this weekend was something different, this weekend i was at home and just drank locally...
this weekend it wasn't a big group of people
this weekend is wasn't so much about mixed company
this weekend was all about putting money across the bar and just kicking back.

it started friday, i decided that after finishing early i'd wing into the pub and have a pint before heading home, i actually ended up having 2 before heading home, but that was ok, i went home, didn't have any dinner, chilled out for a while then went back over to the pub to pick up the chef. now this is the same chaf that got sacked from the pub i work at, and i see him a fair amount these days. well we had a couple of pints there and headed back to deadcat for a few more and not having to worry about the car...
a few more became 6 or 7 i think...
i got in at about 3 saturday morning
but more importantly i'd had a good time

saturday i had to get up and be in work for 11 in the morning (pub work)
it was a very slow day, it's the first real sunny weekend so everyone is out in the garden and doing things and not coming to the pub...anyway when i finished i intended to go next door for one pint and then head home.
when i got next door i bumped into a few of the guys that i went out with the other week
one pint became 3
then we moved venues and went back into the pub where i had spent all day working
those 3 got added to
with 5 more
again it was a good night
i crashed out at a mates house on the sofa
got up at about 8 this morning, walked back to the pub because i'd been a good boy and left the car there and drive home

so ive been out a couple of times this weekend and had a very good time
it was a much needed time it has to be said
i was able to switch off and chill

it was all good

anyway, that's what i've been up to this weekend
hope you're all having a good one too :)
laters
Px

Friday 9 March 2007

like a pair of good jeans

this is 501 :)

ok peeps i've not been feeling too great this week, unknown reasons, well unknown to some, known to me. add to that the new schedule of being busy with work...yeah that's the thing that i've not done for a while, but i'm back in it now. a visit to the dentist and an interview...that's lead to a lack of blogging this week...however i should be back to normal next week with i'm hoping a daily blog post...but we shall see

anyway
interview...
this was on wednesday morning, it's for a sports centre that's not even built yet...so this was literally just a find out a bit more about me and see what jobs i could do at the centre kind of interview...
it seemed to go pretty well though, i talked a lot, but then that's what this interview was all about...me :)
it'll be a couple of months until i find out what's going on there though...

dentist
was wednesday afternoon, bit of a follow up to last weeks emergency appointment and a check up (needed because i don't like going to the dentist and it's been about 2 years since i last went...)
unfortunately he told me that he wants to take out my other wisdom tooth from the top jaw...there's a couple of fillings as well, these were expected. but worse still was that he's got to refer me to the hospital to have my other wisdom tooth out because it's growing the wrong way and it's so bad that he can't do it himself...
see i'm not a fan of the dentist and it's things like this that make it worse
:(

was going to post a song for the weekend that was about going to the dentist, but i couldn't find teethgrinder by therapy? anywhere...that was until i tried youtube ;)
(i'm going to have to look there more often for songs for a friday)
anyway this song is cool, it's an old track, at least 10 years ago now, and it reminds me of the time when i was first into metal and was looking at all the bands around with opened awe



anyway have a good weekend peeps, i'm working all day tomorrow at the pub, but i'll try and call in with you all at some point over the weekend :)
oh and natalia, thanks for the info on the sitemeter thing, have my own now...curious as to why someone would look up blowjob chunder and get me as top of the list...anyway...it's also shwon up a few other things, i can now tell where people are from easier...which means that for some places i can guess who that person is...like the view hiding out there who's checked in from wangen in germany...
laters
Px

Thursday 8 March 2007

HNT 500

this is post number 500 on this blog
i have no real idea if this is worth celebrating or if there's a special pic i should be putting up...
so i'm just putting up an "ordinary" one for now...
got to go to work now,
laters peeps
Px

Tuesday 6 March 2007

think this is #499

how mad is that?
i mean i've posted 498 random posts about my life
people have read these posts
people have commented, offered advice and support on these posts
isn't that weird?
some of you know me better than people i know in real life
i've had the pleasure of meeting a few of you
and i'd like to meet more of you

anyway that said
this is my blog
this is my life
this is what's been going on

quiz night last night peeps...lindsey, you nearly got a message asking where the saints and the raiders are from, but i knew that one :) no idea how, but i knew it anyway :)
we did very well last night, although we still struggle with the idea that when someone else wins the round with us we have to get the tie break right...we failed on a tie break last night, but we won the tv and films round outright, tied in the sports round and got the highest score of the night for all four rounds (some 4 points clear of the nearest team) then to top it all off we won the pontoon play-off to try and win the jackpot, which stood at a mere £93 this week, and we won that too...which only amounted to £11.50 ish each...but that's better than a kick in the balls :)
i was thrown a little last night though because tango girl was back...i thought she was still on holiday...anyway enough of that ;)

films
over the weekend i sat and watched 4 films
and enjoyed them all
first up i watched saw 3...this is by far the goriest of the 3 films and although i half got the plot twists through the film i didn't get all of them...i like the trilogy, i like the idea behind them and the way the stories pan out...but this one did have me feeling a little rough during the opening few scenes...but hey, the more i watch it the less sensative i'll become, right?
next up was the da vinci code, now i read the book for this about 2 years ago, and i wanted to see it while it was at the cinema, bt the girlie i was with at the time wanted to watch it after she'd read the book, which i leant her because i'm good like that, but she just never read it...anyway i've seen it now, and i'm glad i have, it was very good, from what i remember of the book, it held very close/true to the story, thankfully, i'm not a fan of films that deviate from a stroy book (prime example is american psycho or high fidelity, both are awesome books, but the films are so very different form them, in the case of AP they missed big chunks out and in HF they changed the whole lot, i mean the book is set in 80's london, the film in present day generic american city (can't remember whch, sorry)). anyway back to da vinci code... i've got to say that paul bettany was awesome, tom hanks did the lead role justice and the little french bird who played sophie was cute... ron howard did the story justice
on sunday i settled down with 10 things i hate about you, having never seen this film before, but knowing it was a modern interpretation of a shakespeare classic, i was looking for a good film. what i found was a funny, cleverly done film, with many references to shakespeare and a really good soundtrack. some very cool and very funny bits in it...form heath ledger singing through to papa stratford referring to hell as "just a sauna"...although i seriously doubt that anyone would do the singing thing that ledger did in real life, especially not getting the marching band involved...still it's that kind of level of cheese that made me smile and think about things like the wedding in love actually...anyway i liked this film...
finally i sat and watched war of the worlds. i avoided tihs film initially when it first came out and was at the cinema...mainly because it had been so hyped up that i didn't want to be disappointed by it. it's a shame really because i thought it was just plain awesome, i've said it before, that dakota fanning will go a long way as long as she doesn't do a maculkin and fly off the rails and into micheal jacksons arms...everyone in it was good, the effects were amazing, it was an all round winner...although definately not a date movie...
out of them all i'd have to say 10 things was the only one i'd consider as a date omvie...although it depends on who you're seing and how long you've known them, i know some girls that would love saw 3...

anyway i've been rambling for far too long
TMI Tuesday is posted below...and carries a disclaimer, normally they do, but this week you might consider it a little more...
anyway enjoy your tuesday peeps
Laters
Px

TMI tuesday again

OK it's TMI time again
this week does definately come with a disclaimer that if you choose to read on, you do so at your own behest as the answers this week will surely be TMI, and i've only read the questions so far, not even formulated my answers...
anyway here we go
1. Have you ever orgasmed sitting at your computer? What was the situation?
yes, yes i have, although the situation will remain private between me and the other person involved...but it was a lot of fun
and i defy any male (and some women) to sit there and say they've not surfed for porn at home and not done something about it...
2. Ever been sexual harassed? What happened?
not that i've noticed, but that's not to say it hasn't happened...i can be fairly blind to things like that at times...i'm sure there are times that if i were female then i'd have considered the situation to be harassment...like the time i went to a pub after the works xmas party and as i went to leave an unknown girl copped a feel of my arse...but being a bloke i laughed it off and bragged about it :)
3. Who is your hottest nerd crush?
from the list i wasn't sure, i might have to go with milla jovovich, although not in the fifth element...more from resident evil
and i couldn't believe that the new female version of starbuck wasn't on that list, although they do go into both star tret and battlestar galactica
also missing are kate beckinsale from underworld, kirsten dunst from spiderman and i'm sure given some time i could get my geek on and list a few more
4. Can a man have multiple orgasms?
apparently using tantric sex you'd have to say this is possible, never done it myself though, there's usually a lead time between finishing one off and being readdy to start the next one. said lead time is dependent on the stimuli and situation more than anything, or at least that's my findings...
5. Is there such a thing as too much sex?
too much...depends on how you look at it, i mean a two hour session can get painful and mean that i would want to stop...or rather had to stop because it was becoming uncomfortable, i wanted to carry on and would have if it hadn't been painful
but lots of sex...at different times? you can't have too much of a good thing...although not all sex is a good thing, i can say that i've had bad sex on a couple of occasions...i didn't really stick around them much to see if it improved
Bonus: Have you had sex in the last 24 hrs?
i wish...
tmi done
normal posts will resume shortly
laters peeps
Px

Monday 5 March 2007

reporting in for some monday madness

ok i've spent most of the day pissing around using a MAC :(
but generally the new job was ok, they're paying me and i've got at least 3 days a week for about 3 months...which will give me plenty of time to look for a job on the other two days, and also give me a chance to slot in interviews without having to take time off :)
i text woja this morning to say that the new job was crap
in fairness it was mainly because i was cold (no heating on in the office for some dumbass reason) and the guy showing me the ropes is self taught and doesn't like the idea that things can be done in other ways...ways that i'm used to doing them...which are a little quicker and more intuiative. anyway, once i got settled into it andcracked on with things it was pretty good, i felt as though i was accomplishing things and when i'm in next it'll be better because the guy who was showing me the ropes is on longterm sick as of tomorrow.
the only issues i've got are it's only 3 days a week and the money isn't great.
but like i said, it's income and it's also giving me time to look for other jobs and do other things in the meantime :)

it's quiz night
linny be warned :)

there seemed to be some confusion over an answer in the previous post/meme in "girlfridn/boyfriend" i answered with "i think so"...
this means that it's not something we've discussed...as in what out relationship is...at the moment it's just a lot of texting and trying to arrange time to meet up again, and a lot of flirting and getting to know one another
it's early days people, too early to decide if it's she's a girlfriend...

i watched 4 films over the weekend...i suspect that i'll be commenting on all of them at some point (probably tomorrow)

the new chef started last night, i felt a bit sorry for him, i invited him out to the bar after he'd finished for a pint in the hopes that some of the locals would chat to him and all that, but even the landlord hardly said a word to him while he was out there...but he seems nice enough, just a little shy

saturday night at the pub was stupidly busy, we took a shed load of money and were fully booked for meals and it was mental trying to keep up with what was going on in there...

i'm sure there was something else i was going to go on about, but it gone straight out of my mind now

i'm edging very close to the 500 posts mark (i think this one is #497!!!)
what should i do to celebrate my big 500?

anyway peeps, i'm done for the day, hope you're all having a good start to the week
laters
Px

Saturday 3 March 2007

3 little words

I pinched this from Miss Ash who got tagged, you're suppoed to use just 3 words to answer easy question...here goes:

1. Where is your cell phone? in my pocket
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? i think so
3. Hair? short, dark, messy
4. Your mother? shorter than me
5. Your father? dead to me
6. Your favorite item? stereo and music
7. Your dream last night? was not memorable
8. Your favorite drink? vodka,lime & lemonade
9. Your dream guy/girl? funny, bubbly, caring
10. The room you are in? the spare room
11. Your fear? seeing the dentist
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? healthy, happy, paternal
13. Who did you hang out with last night? chris and edd
14. What are you not? suffering from toothache
15. Are you in love? not at present
16. One of your wish list items? trap door dvd
17. What time is it? 11.42 am
18. The last thing you did? checked everyone's blogs
19. What are you wearing? slobbing about clothes
20. Your favorite book? Zombie survival handbook
21. The last thing you ate? hot cross bun
22. Your life? going nowhere fast
23. Your mood? bouyant, positive, good
24. Your friends? a supportive network
25. What are you thinking about right now? what's for lunch
26. Your car? needs a clean
27. What are you doing at this moment? typing this thing
28. Your summer? no plans yet
29. Your relationship status? see answer 2
30. What is on your TV screen? it's not on
31. When is the last time you laughed? last night
32. Last time you cried? night before last
33. School? is a memory

am i a bad influence?

if you go over 45, you're a bad influence. If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh. Total the number of things in each list you've done. No need to say which ones. If people really want to know they will message you.
1. smoked. (x)
2. consumed alcohol. (x)
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. (x)
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. (x)
5. kissed someone of the same sex. (x)
6. had sex. (x)
7. had someone in your room other than family. (x)
8. watched porn. (x)
9. bought porn. (x)
10. done drugs (x)
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
1. taken painkillers (x)
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine. (x)
3. lied to your parents. (x)
4. lied to a friend. (x)
5. snuck out of the house. (x)
6. done something illegal. (x)
7. cut yourself. (x)
8. hurt someone. (x)
9. wished someone to die. (x)
10. seen someone die.()
TOTAL SO FAR : 19
1. missed curfew. (x)
2. stayed out all night (x)
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. (x)
4. been to a therapist. (x)
5. been to rehab. ()
6. dyed your hair. (x)
7. received a ticket. (x)
8. been in an accident. (x)
9. been to a club. (x)
10. been to a bar. (x)
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
1. been to a wild party. (x)
2. seen the Mardi Gras.()
3. drank more than four beers in a night. (x)
4. had a spring break in Florida. ()
5. sniffed anything. (x)
6. wore black nail polish. (x)
7. wore arm bands. (x)
8. wore t-shirts with band names. (x)
9. listened to rap. (x)
10. owned a 50 Cent CD. (x)
TOTAL SO FAR: 36
1. dressed Gothic. (x)
2. dressed prep. (x)
3. dressed punk. (x)
4. dressed grunge. (x)
5. stole something. (x)
6. been too drunk to remember anything. (x)
7. blacked out. (x)
8. fainted. (x)
9. had a crush on a neighbor.(x)
TOTAL: 45
1. snuck into someone else's room. (x)
2. had a crush on your friend. (x)
3. been to a concert. (x)
4. dry-humped someone. (x)
5. been called a slut. (x)
6. called someone a slut. (x)
7. installed speakers in your car. (x)
8. broken a mirror. (x)
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. (x)
10. brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush (x)
TOTAL: 55
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.()
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater. (x)
3. cruised the mall. (x)
4. skipped school. (x)
5. had surgery. (x)
6. had an injury. (x)
7. gone to court. ()
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. (x)
9. caught something on fire. (x)
10. lied about your age. (x)
TOTAL: 63
1. owned/rented an apartment. (x)
2. broke the law in the police's presence. (x)
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf (x).
4. got in trouble with the police. (x)
5. talked to a stranger. (x)
6. hugged a stranger. (x)
7. kissed a stranger. (x)
8. rode in the car with a stranger. (x)
9. been harassed. (x)
10. been verbally harassed. (x)
TOTAL:73
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online. (x)
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight. (x)
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. (x)
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight. (x)
5. been to a fair. (x)
6. been called a bad influence. (x)
7. drink and drive. (x)
8. prank-called someone. (x)
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. (x)
10. cheated on a test (x)
TOTAL: 83

Friday 2 March 2007

funky friday

no that doesn't mean i'm in a funk
quite the opposte really...which is odd considering the night and morning i've just had

ok lets break it down again
job front
i've got a job working with a local printing company doing the CAD work for them for 3 months, that's not to say i've stopped looking for a job though because if something else comes up then i'll be looking at taking that... anyway basically the owner of the company is having to go on sick leave from tuesday for at least 3 months, and the other guy that works there isn't very good with a pc, so i've been brought in to do it instead
it's work, it's money coming in and it's experience in yet another field
another string to my bow if you will...

last night
it was busy in the pub, but that wasn't that unusual, it's been slowly getting busier this year, and besides that was helping me take my mind off the growing pain i was getting in my face. it wasn't just a tooth ache, but most of the upper right jaw was aching. when i got in i thought it'd go away after a while, but at half 3 this morning, i was still awake, so i took some pain killers, they kinda kicked in about an hour later and i must've dropped off to sleep for a while around half 4. i woke up about an hour later and the pain was back :( i slept on and off form then until about 8. i called the dentist and got an emergency slot to go and have them have a look. i was in the dentist for about 2 hours in total because they were trying to fit me in around the other people they'd got booked in for this morning, this wasn't too hot because i was due at work at half 9 this morning, which was the time that i arrived at the dentist's...so after a few x-rays and a poke around the bloke said that my wisdom tooth was showing a lot of signs of decay and the x-ray showed that the nerve was decayed which was why half of my face hurt...
i hate the dentist
i don't like going and for me to walk in there this morning like i did and feel fine for most of the time was a shock to me, it wasn't until they said that i'd need to have the tooth pulled out that i started to feel bad, especially when they said they would do it there and then because if i was to have the sedation that i normally have, it could be a couple of weeks before i'd get it done. so i sucked it up and had it pulled without the sedation, only the normal injections.
and it was pretty painless :)
very weird sensation
and the dental nurse held my hand the whole time
and the dentist kept commenting on the "weird" noises that he'd warned me about, but i tried to shut them out (fairly successfully too)
anyway i went to work just in time to get the rush on for lunchtime, thankfully someone had been kind enough to set my area up and prep all the stuff too :)

anyway becase i'm in such a good mood i've chosen something a little funky to listen too...but i just think it's such a bouncy tune and very cool. i'm giving you the video today so please watch it, the idea behind it was that the band emailed everyone on their website's mailing list and asked for home videos so the fans singing along and dancing to the track...they came up with this...
the best bits are the two asian guys, the little boys with his toy drum kit and the weird bloke who points at his bed before jumping on it. the girl in blue is a little weird with her video bits though
anyway i give you Just A Day by Feeder:


for those not around, have a good weekend
for everyone else, hopefully i'll see you tomorrow
Laters peeps
Px

Thursday 1 March 2007

HNT time

ok so it's HNT time again
only a little post today because i've got things that i should be doing
i might have found a job...
:)
anyway...here i am:
peek-a-boo
I see you
Have a great thursday, i might be back later...
laters peeps :)
Px
I forgot to mention, I'm this weeks mystery guest, but it's a secret so don't shout about it ;)