today i most feel like
crying
but seeing as it's the end of the day for me i can go home and sleep it off

HNT #3

it's about time i did this properly
so here's some flesh, a nipple and specially for those who have been asking,, nay begging for it, a hand too
the piercing was my second nipple ring, the other one is done as well...one day i might show both of them, but for now you'll have to make do with just this one...the piercing is also one of only 4 that i have left in, i had 10 at one point...i might show the scars one HNT as well...you never know
anyway there's no realy story behind the nipple ring apart from i think they look cool and i wanted one since i was 15, i got my first when i was 19 and within about 3 years i had lots...same with my tattoos really, they all appeared around the same time.
so there you have it...
laters
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poached from someone that i don't know
10 Favorites:
Favorite Season: winter
Favorite Sport: swimming
Favorite Time: bedtime
Favorite Month: september
Favorite Actor: morgan freeman
Favorite Actress: keira knightley
Favorite Ice Cream: tutti frutti
Favorite Food: italian
Favorite Drink: orange juice
Favorite Place: in my bath

9 Currents:
Current Feeling: pissed off
Current O/S: windows 2000 professional
Current Windows Open: blogger create post, outlook, msn messenger, kalkmc6
Current Drink: coke
Current Time: 14.27
Current Mobile(s) Used: sony ericsson k700i
Current Show on TV: no tv on...i'm at work
Current Thought: pissed off
Current Clothes: socks & pants, trousers, pornstar t-shirt, jumper

8 Firsts:
First Nickname: bonzo...my dad's great (anyone uses this and i will hunt you down and feed you your on genitals)
First Kiss: when i was 13
First Crush: can't remember
First Computer: amstrad cpc6128
First Vehicle I drove: austin maestro
First Job: paper boy
First Movie: can't remember
First Pet: pippy, a yorkshire terrier
First Shave: 12 i think

7 Lasts:
Last Chai (Tea) : months ago
Last Movie: nightmare before christmas (on sunday)
Last Time I Drove: this morning
Last Time Shaved: monday evening
Last Web Site Visited: the one i got this from
Last Software Installed: windows media player
Last Pill I Had: paracetamol on monday

6 Have You Evers:
Have You Ever Broken the Law: speeding
Have You Ever Been Drunk: many many times
Have You Ever Climbed a Tree: yeah, but not very high
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: a few times
Have You Ever Been in the Middle/Close to Gunfire or Bomb Blast: nope, thankfully
Have You Ever Broken Anyone’s Heart: more than likely

5 Things:
Things You Can Hear Right Now: my boss walking around upstairs
Things on Your Computer Table: remains of my dinner
Things on Your Bed: bedding
Things You Ate Today: chicken curry for lunch, cake, breakfast cereal
Things in Mind: too much to mention

4 Places You Have Been Today:
the office
home
my car
...outside

3 People You Can Tell Anything To:
woja
chunk
vic

2. Choices:
Black or White: black
Hot or Cold: cold

1 Thing You Want To Do Before You Die:
swim with sharks

i'm tagging everyone in the sidebar, just do it dammit

i am a llama
sometimes i wonder what it would be like to be:
somewhere else...i don't mean like right now, i mean like if i'd have grown up somewhere else, like in the states of in france or even south africa (i mention these places as they were the first that came to my head, but because i want to be there or anything in particular). i mnea there would be certain cultural differences and languages and things like that, but would i still be the same me as i am now or would i be totally different? maybe i'd have joined the army, maybe i'd be married with kids, maybe i'd have more friends, but less people who really know me...there are some many things that could be different
i like to think i'm a success story where ever i am...;
someone else...i mean actually someone else, like david beckham or steve urwin or sharon osbourne (again names were picked at random, i can't stand beckham) or even if i were chunk or woja or even PP, would i be like them or like me, would i enjoy their life or want to change it, would i moan about it? it'd be nice to sample other peoples lives, but i think i'd prefer to stick to my own sometimes;
something else...like a llama or a tree or the last dodo in existence...

sorry feeling a bit random today
attempted to discuss the idea of leaving the lifeguard job with mother morning, she wasn't too impressed, saying that i needed the second job to clear my debts and that without it i wouldn't cope...even though i've been struggling through the last few months without having the second job...so what's changed? nothing
i don't know what to do, i know what i want to do though and that's not have a second job, it cuts into my spare time and means that i'm working 6 full days a week and an additional evening as well, which is just going to wear me out and i'm going to suffer again health wise like i did just before i left the wave.
but at the same time i need some more money
this whole situation sucks

and to top it all off i've not prepared my HNT yet either and i need to do that tonight when i get in from the stupid lifeguard job...

i'm so fed up with everything now that i want to be a llama living in france thinking that i'm sharon osbourne
laters
(a rather grouchy and tired of it all)
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delayed addendum
ok so this is post number two, and it's going to be a little one
i don't like the lifeguard job, it's crap, but i need the money, do i:
a) stick at it and think of the money
b) call the bloke i spoke to the other day about a job dj-ing at functions
c) quit the job and pull the purse stirngs really tightly

lifeguarding is easy and something i've been doing for nearly 11 years, but it's a job filled with young people, most of my collegues at my new place are under 20 (i say under 20, they are in the 16-18 demographic) therefore only want to get pissed up and talk about their sex lives...or lack thereof (point to remember, i'm nearly 27 and therefore have done everything they are trying to do and didn't brag about it...unlike them) and they have little or no pride in the work that they do, no interest in the job and are only there so that they can go to the pub that night

DJ-ing pays better, but the hours are less sociable, i say pays better, it pays something like 4 or 5 times more than lifeguarding. it does mean that i'm going to have to sit through a lot of songs that i'm not keen on, but it will primarily depend on the demographic of the function as to what is played. there is more opportunity to work...and it's more flexible as in i can work a function if i want to. but then that's a drawback in that if there isn't a function, i can't work...

tightening the purse strings is a good idea, it'll mean i get to save some cash too hopefully, but with crimbo fast approaching i could do with all the additional cash i can get

come on people...i need your views and help
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delayed
ok, so before Fu moans again about my distinct lack of blogging i'd better post something
i've had a pretty good weekend, apart from throwing up on saturday and still feeling it now, stomach has been dodgy since friday i think, but i'm surviving, and no it wasn't alcohol related, more's the pity. but alas it meant i missed a 21st party on saturday evening and missed work yesterday, got sent home on saturday from my other job too...great way to start my first shift!

other news
well pretty much nothing
really getting fed up though
not even sure why

it's only a couple of weeks now until my birthday :)
it's on a saturday and i feel the need to do something a little special, but as it stands i've got nothing planned...i'm thinking that i should at least go out for either food or a drink, but i can't be bothered to hear the usual excuses from people who can't be bothered to come and see me :(

babysitting last week went fine, it went better than fine, and i really enjoyed it, but the baby is teething and so she's grizzly all the time at the moment, but i can still make her laugh, so that's ok

PARTY...come on people, don't forget, we've got to help jenfer (please note i'm going to push this like you wouldn't believe until the actual event)

if anyone else has got some news, feel free to post it
seeing as none of my UK bloggers are posting anything at the moment (bunch of slackers) although it does waste a few minutes everyday while i check to make sure that they still haven't said anything, even though i'm sure that they've all got news and things happening in their lives, like buying a house or moving to sheffield...you know who you are...and although i'm sure there are reasons for you guys not posting nything for ages, i'm still disappointed

laters
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IMPORTANT INVITATION

People of the blogosphere

one amongst us needs our help

there is a PARTY next weekend on the 29th of October

it's for charity

it's important

and it's all in fun

Jenfer is holding a halloween party and needs us to help her raise money to send her away to some tropical place where she's going to be doing a shed load of good things for lots of people. so people dig deep and help her out

right the party is fancy dress if you wanna
it's in Chilton, which is near Didcot for those who don't know
it's in aid of Raleigh International
it's from 8pm on the 29th of October
it's a BYOB affair
tickets are the bargain basement price of £5
bring yourself
bring your friends
bring everybody that you know
this is uber important
but please let me know if you can make it because there is a chance that it might be cancelled if not enough people are going to make it...and if it gets cancelled then jenfer will lose out on some vitally needed dosh

want to know more about why she's having the party...click here
want to help but can't come to the party...click here if you are kind enough to donate to this worthy cause please wish her luck at the same time, funds on this site are looking pretty meagre, but i'm told that she has oodles more money than is indicated here
want to know just who jenfer is...click here although she's been rather slack with her posts recently having moved back up to sheffield and is disticntly lacking in internet access now

i know that the lovely people overseas who regularly check into my life will seriously be unable to make it, but the very least you guys could do is to hop over to one of the 2 blogs above and leave a supportive comment

as for the people in this country...i'll need a very good excuse for you not to make it as i will be seriously unimpressed not to see you there...
yes that does mean you before you ask
no it doesn't matter that you don't know her
yes i get get you directions
no i'm not going to provide you with beer all night, but i might be tempted to give you one
so stop thinking about if you should go and start thinking about what you should wear

HNT time already

ok, i was totally un prepared for HNT today, i have a cool idea for the pic that i wanted to post, but after not getting in yesterday until after 10pm from work and only having about 5 hours sleep the previous night i just passed out...

so instead i'm sharing with you guys something special

it's from one of those moments when you're walking around and you think i wish i had my camera, well this time i did have my camera

and as you can see it gave me a stunning sunset

it taken while i was in germany training for my job, you're looking out over Bodensee from lindau, on the border between germany and switzerland

we went there with my mental for the afternoon/evening and while we walked back to the carpark (or parkplatz seeing as it was in germany) i just stopped and snapped away

i am so impressed with this single picture, probably the best i've ever taken, that i've got it A3 size with the intention of framing it and hanging in in my home (when i get one)
there is only one minor imperfection that i could see on the pic, but from the size of this pic you can't really see it, but there is an aeroplane trail in the sky. someone told me i could photoshop it out, but i think if i leave it in that it's mine all mine, where as it i photoshop it out it could just be a pic i took off the net

so that's my HNT

next week i promise to be better prepared and show you some more of me...probably my hands seeing as so many of you want to see them, but until then i hope you like this one

this is how sad i am...
i read on a random blog the other day something that i disagree with and i was going to leave a comment on said blog, but i didn't want to make a fool of myself for getting what i thought was right, wrong...but i've thought about it more and more, not to the point where it's kept me awake at night, but i've given it some thought
the comment was about never being able to get a triangle with 3 right angles in it, now this i agreed with initially, but then i thought about it more and i realised that whoever it was that made the statement was wrong
you can get a triangle with 3 right angles...just not in the normal 2 dimensions, you have to think in 3 dimensions for this....ready...here's the science bit
think of the globe...think of the equator, this is our base line for our triangle, now you need to take 2 line of longitude which meet at either the north or south pole, at which one they meet is fairly irrelevent as long as where they meet, they meet at a right angle...therefore you have 3 right angles in a triangle
got it?
see this is what i do all day when i'm left to my own devices
anyway
enough
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slapped wrists for me
FU has told me off for not posting since thursday, but i've been a "busy" bunny
so let me break it down for you
friday i joined the league of the "white van man", a magical realm in which you get superiority over all other road users simply by driving a white van, you get to look down upon the puny people in their cars and smaller vans and you feel like part of a brotherhood with all the other white van men out there. you have to resist the urge to wave at them as you drive past them going the other way. and there was a distinct feeling of being over-dressed and naked at the same time, the nakedness coming from the severe lack of big thick glod chains from elizabeth duke, you know the kind of gold that leaves nice green marks everywhere.
so why do you ask was i doing this...the answer is simple, i was moving a load of my things into my mate vic's flat, killing 2 birds with one stone, not only was i providing her with furniture but i'm saving myself about£650 a year in storage costs by moving the remaining gear into a smaller unit. needless to say we had the bear in tow all day and she appeared to love the idea of travelling around in a big white van, so much so that she didn't sleep at all, even though she usually does in the car...so we had a "white van baby" in the offing
saturday was an early start, started my new job, lifeguard, and i had to shadow some other guy, basically he was there to tell me all about how to be a lifeguard and that kind of stuff, it was cool, but basically he learned more in those 4 hours than i did... at least he wasn't patronising which was great, he understood that i have some 11 years experience in the leisure industry, opposed to his 3 or 4 years and he was happy to listen to me as much as i was happy to listen to him.
the rest of saturday was spent doing very little, so little that i can't actually remember what i did, i think i read for a while then went to see vic in the evening because she wanted a hand moving some things that i'd delivered on friday...
sunday was spent doing some tidying of my room, making it almost inhabitable, but i was so tired from moving things around for 2 days that i fell asleep fairly early on in the evening which was a poor show, i say early, i think i went to bed around 9 or 10
monday (yesterday) i worked...but in the afternoon the main program we use to prepare our quotes crashed so i left early...not being able to do anything means i go home. in the evening i went to the pub quiz, joined the usual team, i'm hoping that soon they will change their name though, i'm not keen on being a lovely lady, although last week i was their pimp apparently... we did ok, we got a decent score in the music round, but not brilliant scores in the others, but hey, it's just for fun
so basically i've not blogged for a litle while because i've been busy...
PP was worried about me too, she'd not seen me all weekend either, she was worried i'd died or something, then that got her on to thinking what if i had died, how would she know, which leads tothe question of how would any of you know...and i guess i just don't know, but i'm sure we'll sort something out...some how...anyone got any ideas?
anyway laters peeps
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Happy HNT

so this is my first HNT, nothing really special, most people that know me in person have seen this, but seeing as i've not got a lot of new peeps reading this little thing all about me i thought i'd start with something about me that i really like

the pic is of my favourite tattoo

it runs all around my right ankle and is in colour, the others are predominantly all in black
this one is special to me because it was the first one i had done which was done completely free hand, the tattoo artist just went straight into it with no marker or outline or anything, a mark of a truly good artist
there are no flaws in this tatt either, a few of the earlier ones have colour fades and bits missing when from where the scab fell off while it was healing, but this one came out perfect
i don't know what made me want this done, but i did
it took about 90 minutes, wasn't overly painful, but hurt like hell after i'd had it done, i was limping for like two weeks, it's one of the two most expensive ones i've had done costing me £120 some 3 years ago
but hey i like it and that's what HNT is all about right?
let me know what you think peeps
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not long now
it's one month until my birthday...interesting
it's under 24 hours until my first HNT post...nerve racking
it's been a few days since i had a decent night's sleep...tiring

birthday
right today i'm exactly one month off being 27 and as yet i have NO plans...this time last year i had no plans either though and i ended up getting totally trucked in Dublin's fair city, where the girls really are so pretty...so i'm not holding out for anything exciting to happen this year, although i can still dream that all my favourite women in the world will converge in one place and put a huge great big smile on my face...

HNT
ok things are looking interesting for the HNT post, there have been a few suggestions, listed below, this is the final chance for people to make any suggestions or plump for one of the options already suggested...come on people come up with something entertaining, you tell me the pic i'll tell you a story behind it or a little about me relating to it.
options so far are:
hands
neck
shoulders
tattoos (x2)
eyes
facial hair (this is sadly lacking at the moment though)
in my lifeguard uniform (x2 although i don't apparently have to be wearing it)
"dirty" pic...
so come on people

tired
insomnia sucks
it'd be ok if there was a decent reason for being tired, like i'd been up all night shagging someone, but alas this is not the case...it is genuinely insomnia and that is crazy and i hate it

guess that's all there is to say at the moment though...sorry
laters
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do it for FU
finally i decided to do this for FU who's ill and stuff
Name someone with the same birthday as you.
apparently grace kelly was born on the same day as me, as was auguste rodin

Where was your first kiss?
on the lips...

Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
nope that i can think of

Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
not in a malicious way

Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
a few times, with school choirs, in school productions and while pissed at uni on the karaoke

What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
everything i can see, so hair, smile, eyes, figure (tits and ass)

What do you order at the Coffee Bean?
i'm guessing it's a coffee shop type place, but seeing as we don't have coffee bean over here and i don't like coffee anyway...i'll be skipping this one

What is your biggest mistake?
see the next question

Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
yeah :(

Say something totally random about yourself.
seeing as FU had to remind me about this i'd better put something down well i'm a pretty random person most of the time...how about i once got a tattoo, and the only reason for this one was to show a mate how little it hurt to get done, she stood and watched while i had it done and then didn't get one herself...shame on her

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
probably, but i can't remember who though

Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
yeah sometimes

Did you have braces?
not train tracks no, but i had a bite plate and some other sort of brace that i could take out

Are you comfortable with your height?
hell yeah

What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
phoned me from the supermarket and wanted to know if i needed anything, then she bought me some bread, totally out of the blue, i think she was looking for an excuse to see me as we'd not seen each other for a few days and were in the honeymoon period of the relationship

When do you know it's love?
when it feels like it's love

Do you speak any other languages?
a little french, spanish, polish, german and japanese (when i say a little i mean like only a few words)

Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
hell no, i like being a pastie pale face

What magazines do you read?
i only look at the pictures ;)

Have you ever ridden in a limo?
nope, and i have no real desire to either

Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
not recently

Do you watch MTV?
nope...not got the channel

What's something that really annoys you?
people bugging me when i want to be alone
inconsideration (which i do myself)

What's something you really like?
marmite :)

Do you like Michael Jackson?
musically...not overly, he's done some good stuff and some bad
as a person...no

Can you dance?
some people say i can, some say i can't, i'm inclined to go with the latter

What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
dunno, usually too wasted or tired to pay that much attention to the time, flew to san francisco a few years ago, didn't sleep for over 48 hours then...but that's about it

Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
more than once

Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
usually yeah

i'm getting special treatment :)
so anyway, i suppose i'd better explain myself a little
right, i went for my pool test and induction to be a lifeguard again and there was two other guys there with me doing it and it was cool, although both of them were younger than me and had only done the course once each i though you know, maybe these kids will know their stuff and i'll be the one who looks bad...yeah right, like that was ever going to happen!
we had to do a written paper, 30 questions, pass mark was 85%, i got 90%, didn't want to show off too much you know, so i managed to get one wrong on each section of the test, not on purpose though, just because i wasn't thinking straight...nerves and all, but the other two didn't manage to get the 85%, i was shocked...
next came CPR, which i breezed through, without making any mistakes, but again the other 2 fluffed it up, i was starting to doubt their abilities...even counting 10 seconds seemed to be a bit of a chore...
ok, final part of the test was the pool work, nice and easy, and we all should have had this nailed, but one pulled up with cramp after only doing the timed swims. which is fair enough, but i was getting the impression that he didn't really want to go any further with the test seeing has he'd already failed the other 2 sections...either way that left just two of us...so knowing that i'd got the experience and knowing that she'd trained me in the past of a few occasions, the trainer made the other guy go first all the time so that he didn't copy the stuff i'd done...fair enough...but when it came to putting the spinal board in, i was told to shut up, even though the errors he was making would reflect badly on me too...but i shut up...for once...and then i got to do it all myself, and although i made one error on the board because i assumed the team would work as they should do rather than waiting for me, i was let off my one minor error...
needless to say after the poor performance from the other two i was the only one who made it through and i was given soem rather tasteful, if somewhat small, uniform and told i start on saturday...and this is where the remaining special treatment kicked in, due to who i am, i've only got to do 1 shadow session, the standard is 3 or more, from there i was given a few other special bits of info and all that kinda stuff, things that i need to know, little bits of info really, but all helpful stuff.
so i've got myself a second job, and i'm getting the special treatment because of who i am, nice!

other stuff...still only one person has come up with a options for my premier HNT post, again thanks berly, so come on people i need to know asap just what you want to see from me or i'll be posting some random image of something really obscure...comments please, come on, you know you want to

in other stuff, i finished everything off at my brothers place and i'm now officially out, my room at my parents house it looking like a bomb site already, and i really should get round to sorting through things so that i can at least see the floor...it's that bad, no really it is, there's dvd's and cd's everywhere...hundreds of the things

anyway i should get to work, things to do
laters peeps
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stuff and nonsense
ok after the mammoth amount of rubbish that went on with the comments from the last post i made, which were partly my fault as well as other people who were to blame in varying degrees...but for now it doesn't matter things got overly personal in the last one so with that in mind i want to apologise to everyone for the things that were said, this was a situation between me and clarissa and all other parties who got involved shouldn't have, the things that were said should've been kept between me and her and that's all

anyway enough of that

i've got my induction today for my 2nd job, 4 hours of being at the swimming pool, it's going to be like old times, but at the same time it should be a walk in the park considering i'm only going for a lifeguard position and i am qualified to train people to be lifeguards so i although i'm a little nervous about it, i'm also confident enough to not be worried about it

the HNT voting has begun with a solitary vote for 3 things, berly i think you're being a little greedy myself (lol), but if yours it the only request then i'll have to see what i can do, think i should be able to manage it...just about
but people, remember, i want to hear from you, what do you want to know about me, what do you want to see...and people, please be reasonable, i'm not going to post anything ott for my first HNT...

life in general
i think i'm coming down with a cold or something, my throat is a little sore today, but that could be down to snoring all night, which i may have done if i have a cold.
work is good and no sideshow, i'm not complaining about things being quiet, i'm just saying that things are good and simple for now, alhtough next week i get the impression that things will change
living with the folks has worked out ok this week, we'll have to see how things go from here in though

anyway i'd best be off as i need to eat something fairly soon if i'm going to be getting in the pool this afternoon i dont want to be cramping up because i ate too late

take care peeps
laters
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HNT
it's friday so i can't do this today, but rest assured i'll post a HNT next week, too many people seem to be doing it for me not to...but before i do i need two things;
1.) a decent free gallery host
2.) suggestions of what people want to see
so with that in mind i'm giving everyone a chance to tell me what they want to see and i will choose the best option, note, that might not be the most popular either...

a really random thing that happened to me this week was that i got an email from a guy called chris who did a search for 5th metatarsel on the 'net and got to my blog, he was looking up ways to break it or something, not sure why, but scarily he broke his 5th met on the same day i did back in december...how freaky is that? i know that there are probably hundreds of people who did the same on that day, but for one to hunt me down and tell me was a little freaky, but kinda cool...so chris, if you're reading this...good stuff

things are really quiet at work at the moment, although i know that there is going to be a couple of things heading my way fairly soon...nothing major, but it'll still be on it's way

had a deep and meaningful with my mum of all people last night, told her a couple of things, she said she wasn't surprised and had thought something was going on between me and this girl but didn't want to say anything, anyway, she's told me not to be an idiot this time with her because i won't get another chance with her...i agreed with her

sorted out a load of things to do with my stuff in storage as well and i've started to move the stuff around my room to make it more bearable to live in now, although that has involved moving the girls cage right up next to the head of my bed, but things at home have settled quite nicely for the moment and with sorting the stuff in storage out i'll be able to save some cash

got an induction and pool-test on sunday at the only local pool i've not worked in before, for the only leisure company locally that i've not worked for before, should be fine, should breeze through it without any troubles i hope and that will then give me some extra cash so next year i might actually be able to afford a holiday :)

and finally, this came from spanish, the guy i work with...we all thought it was funny and so it got posted, although he's not sure of the best way to translate cabrones to english, he thinks the closest thing would be assholes or bastards...
Coincidences:
In 1981
- Prince Charles got married.
- Liverpool won the Champions league.
- The Pope died.
In 2005
- Prince Charles got married.
- Liverpool won the Champions league.
- The Pope died.
So, if any next year Prince Charles anounce that he is getting married, and Liverpool gets into the final of the Champions league, please don't be 'cabrones' and tell inmediately the Pope.

take caare peeps, laters
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this made me laugh

some excerpts from the edinburgh comedy festival that were emailed to me

* I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. - Marcus Brigstocke at theAssembly Rooms

* Cats have nine lives - which makes them ideal for experimentation. - Jimmy Carr

* The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears. - Chris Addison at thePleasance

* My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.- Patrick Monahan at the Gilded Balloon

* The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be shitting herself. - Colin & Fergus at the Pleasance

* My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I was never smacked as a child... well, maybe one or two grams to get me to sleep at night. - Susan Murray at the Underbelly

* Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks? -Adam Bloom at the Pleasance

* You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Shit, I wasn't listening...Self-raising?" - Addy Van-Der-Borgh at the AssemblyRooms

* I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help". - Mark Watson, Rhod Gilbert at the Tron

* I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating.You can take the Girl out of Cork, but... - MarkusBirdman at the Pod Deco

* A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs. Why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber". - Steven Alan Green at C34

* I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out reallyloud "I've already got one!" - Norman Lovett at TheStand

* If you're being chased by a police dog, try not togo through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.- Milton Jones at the Underbelly.

i've pretty much had enough at the moment
people are really starting to bug me in my real life...not my cyberside
there has been various people who i've know for a long time now, some very long, but all of them are starting to bug me in their own special way and i don't want to go into it because if they are reading this i'm sure they'd get narked that i posted it rather than talked with them about it...so with that in mind, if you think that i'm narked at you...think about it and then get intouch, you may be right, you may also be wrong though.

in other things i moved home yesterday, home as in back in with my parents :( the financial situation is looking pretty bleak and as such i'm going to have to take a second job just to start saving money for the future, which looks equally as bleak...going to spend the afternoon cleaning out the flat in which i used to live and moving a few more of the essential things back here...eg the cd's, stereo, dvd player and surround system

after much deliberation and seemingly endless rows me and luton have decided that we are incompatible, then we proceeded to talk more in the last week than we have done for a while, it was nice though

i want to spend a shed load of money on cd's this month there are loads of new one out that i really want, so if anyone gets something that they think i might like let me know and i'll poach it, rip it and burn it from you...easier than buying cd's i know, but the question is will anyone actually get hold of something i might like and/or want? doubtful

right mind is wandering and i can smell the roast chicken...food is coming...
take it easy peeps
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