Wednesday 25 January 2006

poached from osbasso
really interesting and "honest" facts about Px...i'm liking the licking idea though...and the kissing...any offers?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Px!

  1. If you lick px ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  2. Px will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  3. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained px.
  4. If you kiss px for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  5. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make px.
  6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but px can not.
  7. Px, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  8. Px was the first Tsar of Russia.
  9. If you chew gum while peeling px then it will stop you from crying.
  10. If you break px, you will get seven years of bad luck.
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then i used the alterego shadowfish and i got this...anyone wanna come and count my dimples?
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shadowfish!

  1. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed shadowfish would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
  2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by shadowfish!
  3. You should always open shadowfish at least an hour before drinking him.
  4. There are 336 dimples on shadowfish.
  5. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from shadowfish.
  6. In Japan, shadowfish can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  7. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of shadowfish is blue.
  8. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching shadowfish.
  9. The Eskimos have over fifty words for shadowfish.
  10. In Chinese, the sound 'shadowfish' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
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5 comments:

Autumn Storm said...

"If you lick px ten times, you will consume one calorie"
:-D

Natalia said...

Wow is it just my PC or your whole format looks weird? Was this posted twice?

Anyhoo...hehe about the licking... but I think your lady might object...as well as with the kissing...so you better not ask for any volunteers :P

-N

Px said...

yeah the whole format is weird!
as for objecting, she might, she might not, she might just want to join in as well lol

Natalia said...

Hehehe..now I have the song "Get Your Freak On" on my mind! Thanks!!!

-N

berly02 said...

My fav is that you can not learn to rccogize yourself in a mirror, but a chimp can.
Very intersting.